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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 06:19
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
New theory proposes time has three dimensions, with space as a secondary effect - Phys.org
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scottie Scheffler Calls US Open at Oakmont 'The Hardest Golf Course...Maybe Ever' - Bleacher Report
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
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Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Then came..
Resilience may protect against psychopathic traits in people with childhood trauma - PsyPost
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
5 Things to Know Before the Stock Market Opens - Investopedia
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Apple Seeds Second Developer Betas of iOS 26 and iPadOS 26 - MacRumors
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...